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Total Medals Earned: 57 (From
13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,065 Points
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points Defend the weak.
25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
Unlocked 10/25/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)
Brawl Royale
NoLegs
Unlocked 11/14/09
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage
Unlocked 11/14/09
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry
Unlocked 11/14/09
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
Yoko
Unlocked 11/14/09
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz
Unlocked 11/14/09
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus
Unlocked 11/14/09
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist
50 Points
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku
100 Points
Save the universe from evil.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 11/16/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 10/27/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
Unlocked 10/27/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 10/27/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
Patience
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Dance Party
10 Points
Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt
Unlocked 11/14/09
10 Points Find the hidden game.
10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard
10 Points
Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle
10 Points
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira
10 Points
Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish
10 Points
Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy
Unlocked 11/14/09
10 Points Dispense of the boy.
10 Points Dispense of the boy.
The Girl
Unlocked 11/14/09
10 Points Dispense of the girl.
10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer
25 Points
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance
25 Points
Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You
50 Points
Win the game!
Dongle
50 Points
You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper
50 Points
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies
50 Points
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 3/19 (30/430 points)
Miami Shark
Apache
Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet
Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Mini
Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff
Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2
Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52
Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747
Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga
Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde
Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points Crush the Concorde
50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor
50 Points
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle
Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 11/2/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
Unlocked 11/2/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 11/2/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 11/2/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
Unlocked 11/3/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 11/2/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)
REPLAYING :the game:
A Little Birdie Told Me.
25 Points
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END
Unlocked 1/1/10
100 Points Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
100 Points Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock-ness Monster
100 Points
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)
Santa Fu!
Sounds Good
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power
Unlocked 1/1/10
10 Points Beat Level 1
10 Points Beat Level 1
Elfinator
25 Points
Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge
25 Points
Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow
25 Points
Beat Level 3
Nutcracker
50 Points
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer
50 Points
Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple
50 Points
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master
50 Points
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined
100 Points
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas!
100 Points
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)